“He's got the skin tone of Dave Droga, the lung capacity of Lee Clow, and the shoe size of Sally Hogshead—so all the ingredients are there.”
— Matt Sherman, ACD, David&Goliath L.A.
“If Bill Bernbach and Conan O’Brien had a baby, it would be like Gari Cruze in almost no way.”
— John Umlauf, CD, St. John & Partners
“They say that if 1,000 monkeys banged on typewriters for centuries, eventually one of them would produce a Shakespearean play. Well, Gari’s like one of the slower primates.”
— Max Cruze, Gari's father
“I’ve issued a restraining order.”
— Olivia Wilde