“He's got the skin tone of Dave Droga, the lung capacity of Bill Bernbach, and the shoe size of Peggy Olson—so all the ingredients are there.”
Matt Sherman
Creative Director, Deutsch L.A.
“If Thomas Edison and Amy Schumer had a baby, it would be like Gari Cruze in almost no way.”
John Umlauf
Creative Director, St. John & Partners
“They say that if 1,000 monkeys banged on typewriters for centuries, eventually one of them would produce a Shakespearean play. Gari’s like one of the slower primates.”
Max Cruze
Gari's father
“I’ve issued a restraining order.”
Olivia Wilde